bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via guy)


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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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(via guy)


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sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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(Source: nurseblonda, via guy)


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